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- Sat, 04:27: [ Quite content, squeezing the mystery warmth . ] http://j.mp/dF9DiF
- Fri, 06:56: I'm not lazy, I swear. http://j.mp/fjrPwP
- Fri, 09:51: [ Making sure the doors are locked. ] http://j.mp/gbJH93
- Fri, 09:53: [ Making sure the doors are locked. ] http://j.mp/hEawcP
- Tue, 05:52: I nominate @NathanFillion for a Shorty Award in #actor because... I've enjoyed every show/film I've seen him in. http://bit.ly/shorty
- Tue, 08:53: http://listeningroom.fettig.net/room/WhiteListed/ Load some music by clicking the disk at the bottom.
- Mon, 07:06: Ultimate Cake off is pretty awesome.
- Mon, 08:23: I got Kink Genius on the The Kink Quotient Test at OkCupid. http://t.co/U8n2BqQ via @OkCupid
- Sun, 04:11: The only Jason Born I give a shit about is the one that kills people on my television.
- Sun, 05:25: That thing that qualified as a "supercomputer" in 1984? Your Xbox 360 is 500 times faster.
- Sun, 11:40: [ Hiding in the door way, lookout. ] http://j.mp/i4kU69
- Fri, 15:41: [ Stuffing his face with fresh pancakes. ] http://j.mp/fI6npX
- Fri, 16:18: Oh, man I love Starship Troopers, and love the @ActuallyNPH cameo.
- Fri, 16:20: I'm trying to watch #theCape again, about halfway through. Much better now that I'm not exhausted.
- Thu, 15:25: Are... you being serious right now? I know what Samuel L. Jackson would say about this. RT@HUGOverified U̶̲̥̅̊ be Fool! RT
- Thu, 15:56: Oh good lord my fingers are cold.
- Thu, 16:51: Ugh, Christ, my lower abdomen hurts so much if I didn't know any better I'd think I was pregnant.
- Thu, 16:54: http://design-milk.com/images/2010/10/shinji-turner-yamamoto-2.jpg Wow, that is absolutely beautiful.
- Fri, 02:04: #confessionhour I sound kinda like a girl when I sing.
- Wed, 16:32: STOP STRESSING is trending, I wonder if Twitter is trying to tell me something. :\ #imjustsayin
- Wed, 16:49: "You learned to dance like that sarcastically?" #quotethatmovie
- Thu, 05:15: If you are easily offended, perhaps you shouldn't be following me. In fact, perhaps you should leave the internet altogether.
- Thu, 05:24: People always ask me if I know Tyler Durden.... #quotethatmovie
- Thu, 05:41: News is all depressing stuff and fluff pieces these days, how can people watch this?
- Thu, 06:09: A really really hot shower; the fine line between pleasure and pain.
- Thu, 06:10: Alright, I look like a q-tip american, it's time to sleep.
- Mon, 21:55: I love it when people discover that I blocked them on Facebook and then confront me in real life. That doesn't seem crazy at all.
- Tue, 10:59: http://bit.ly/dSox2n Wow. Just... Wow.
- Tue, 11:02: Happy 1/11/11, or if you're feeling shifty, ! / ! ! / ! ! :)
- Sat, 18:50: RT @WTFSexFacts: Kids given blow-up sheep with sexual orifices as prizes at fair: http://bit.ly/gzg9QM
- Sat, 18:51: A bunch of adults fighting at a little league game. Wow.
- Sat, 19:00: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XBZO8JcClM ;)
- Sat, 19:29: lmfao. RT @Sex_X_DaShower Omarion confirms his bisexuality....So he likes girls now?
- Sat, 19:53: My Almonds say "caution: contains nuts". All I can think is I do hope so otherwise I got ripped off.
- Sun, 02:18: Ugh Yogurt is disgusting, can I pretty please have some french fries now? :(
- Sun, 02:24: Unf. I have such a crush on Louis Theroux, marry me you English dork.
